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corporations are evil
beingzoe (more) (http://www.hulu.com/watch/118169/the-corporation
Oh sweet…Limited time corporations that need to demonstrate the contr…) feels angry and sad
auto-playing video ads are evil
Enhanced Error Results Page are evil
howlifeworks.com is contributing to the decline of decent human behavior
opinion based news is exhausting
beingzoe (more) (In a world with so much information, where so much of it is …Credentials should be displayed as disclaimer with all infor…) feels frustrated
2leep.com is lame
beingzoe (more) (Clicking a link in the 2leep widget on a participating blog …Preferably 2leep would simply never open a new tab or window…) feels frustrated
Cox High Speed Internet is lame
beingzoe (more) (Like many ISPs Cox has decided to take the low road and brea…Remove the "Enhanced Error Results Page" so that DNS can ret…) feels frustrated
Road Runner High Speed Internet is lame
beingzoe (more) (Mostly my frustration is with corporations as usual doing an…When the speed test actually works in all of the handful of …) feels frustrated
Microsoft Gaze is lame
posting content, allowing people to embed it, then removing it is lame
beingzoe (more) (This has happened to me, embedding a video from YouTube to s…If you post something to a site that has the ability to shar…) feels disappointed
requesting comments through intrusive slide-ins and pop ups is lame
beingzoe (more) (Maybe you can eek an extra comment or sign up by invading my…Have a space for people to leave comments and don't beg.) feels frustrated
self checkout is lame
webkit input:-webkit-autofill implementation in Chrome is lame
beingzoe (more) (The problem is that when Chrome autofills your password for …Either remove !important from the pseudo-class style for the…) feels frustrated
people who review your website but don't actually sign up are lame
beingzoe (more) (You know who are. My evidence is the server log with your IP…I will forgive you (and change my verdict) when you sign up.…) feels despondent
the Zeitgeist Movement is a good idea
Google Buzz is a good idea
stackoverflow.com is incredible
beingzoe (more) (So often the answer I need is right there at the top of my …) feels like there is hope
the Zeitgeist Movement is unclear
beingzoe (more) (With such a noble and far-flung goal as an abolition of mone…Clearly explain the goal and the steps required for completi…) feels frustrated
Facebook Connect is frustrating
product review sites that are just links to buy things is frustrating
WordPress is bloated
beingzoe (more) (They've made software so committed to being easy to use that…It's too late. WordPress is it's own defacto standard now.) feels frustrated
Google Buzz is unattractive
Hulu is pretty cool
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Play & Freeze Ice Cream Ball
Visible Vote is good
freedomfighter5235 is good
beingzoe (I get where this person is coming from.) feels like there is hope
iPad is holier than thou objectified
beingzoe (See iPad is a let down. We want computers not computer simulacra.)
Internet Explorer is a joke
beingzoe (more) (Apart from security holes and the fact that they have consis…When Internet Explorer is standards compliant and supports C…) feels frustrated
iPad is a let down
saying hello to Stumblers (visitors from bookmarking sites) is annoying
beingzoe (more) (I know that I just clicked stumble or a Digg link or whateve…Saying, "Hello fellow Stumbler," is a contrived social manip…) feels frustrated
internet memes are false memes
toothaches are painful
corporations given the rights of humans is insanity
unlimited campaign contributions are insanity
asking people to subscribe to your blog at the beginning of an article is presumptious
self checkout is unacceptable
Monsanto is representative of corporatism out of control
Facebook Connect is poorly documented
drinking too much is easy to do
beingzoe (more) (One second I was fine, didn't even notice how many I had, an…Don't get caught up in conversation and continually top off …) feels out of control
Tiger Woods is an asshole
advertising everyday low prices on all your products is not actually cheaper
sql triggers are awesome
beingzoe (more) (I realize now how little I really understood sql. How much w…) feels overjoyed and a little dumb
Cowgirl BBQ is a lot of fun
beingzoe (See my other comment about the warmth of the karaoke. Wow!)
Zia Diner is worth driving from San Diego
beingzoe (Which is saying a lot since Zia Diner is in Santa Fe, NM.)
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scragz is a fount of knowledge
beingzoe (Or at least really good at using a search engine.)
the Blackberry Storm is bad
beingzoe (It doesn't work as advertised. When they fix it!) feels frustrated
people who hyphenate-needlessly are confused-malaprops
beingzoe (more) (Needless hyphenation is pretentious like not capitalizing wo…) feels inappropropriately-joined
Internet Explorer is holding back human progress
Sam O'Brien is handy
Swoopo.com is a sham
Bidstick.com is a sham
Verizon is app pushing control freaks
Copper Mountain is the worst movie ever made
beingzoe (more) (You'd think having Jim Carey in it would mean something. But…I will change my verdict only when Andy Kauffman announces o…) feels like shooting myself in the head
Love Liza is the saddest movie ever made
beingzoe (more) (Ask anyone what the saddest movie ever made is and they will…If somebody makes a movie more painful (emotionally) than th…) feels like shooting myself in the head
staying up until dawn and waking up after noon is not as fun as when I was 20
Chuck Norris quote websites that don't have any are not Chuck Norris quote websites
beingzoe (more) (A list of funny made up things about a person is not what I …I will redact my opinion when Chuck Norris kicks you in the …) feels like punching your website
Tammy's vegetarian pot pies are a steaming pot of delicious soup releasing aromatic goodness.
beingzoe (more) (It tastes real good and she made seitan for it that really a…) feels warm and fuzzy
charging $1 for sour cream on a burrito is criminal
beingzoe (more) (From an Albertos no less. What is the world coming to? It needs to be less than 50 cents for a few dollops of sour …) feels ripped off
Ily and Smick are kind
venus flytraps are badass
Google Wave is promising but not there yet
incompetence is intolerable
beingzoe (more) (It is one thing to be learning, trying, experimenting, or ex…Understand your limitations and own your mistakes.) feels frustrated
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although i do agree with your point….there is still something uneasy and unsettling about this crack smoking stalker of mine for they too can harbor some very interesting (for lack of better word) delusions. and, having worked with the mentally ill for so many years, i think i’d almost feel more comfortable and equipt to deal with a mentally ill stalker.
however, either way, stalkers are just something plain creepy that causes you to become more suspicious of your surroundings when otherwise already paranoid at baseline. and the mere fact that the stalker harbors the delightful delusion that you and he will become new crack smoking buddies makes it all the more…..entertaining perhaps?
so yes, he will come down and crash and burn from that high, but until he does, what is it exactly can be capable of?
marla
Sorry Zoe. I’ve never met your mom and I’m sure she is a really nice lady, but I’m gonna have to go ahead and say that I think MY mom is the best mom in the whole world. :-)
Daniel Silva
I think we’re all fixed now.
beingzoe
He did say we had to help him if we wanted change. Are we doing enough? Am I? Are you?
beingzoe
Tammy sounds awesome!
stephdee12
I lost my car for two hours downtown, he left his own party to save my butt and help me find it. He is pretty flippin rad.
Samantha O'Brien